Awful Christmas Letters
The Vault
Exhibit #001 // 1988
"The Alps were suffocating. Brenda insisted the staff were 'delightful,' caught her counting silver. A festive ruin."
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Exhibit #002 // 1994
"Cabo is a moral failure. Mother sent a card that was simply a list of debts wrapped in gold leaf."
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Exhibit #003 // 2005
"Ruined by a collision. 'The Dividend' is sinking. Opened a vintage bottle."
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Exhibit #004 // 2012
"Aspen is a frozen purgatory. The tree tipped during our argument."
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Exhibit #005 // 1974
"Father spent hours in the liquor cabinet. Wear reindeer wool."
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Exhibit #006 // 1982
"Pageant stage collapsed. Social embarrassment outweighed my sprained ankle."
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