Awful Christmas Letters
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Exhibit #001 // 1988
"The Alps were suffocating. Brenda caught her counting silver."
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Exhibit #002 // 1994
"Cabo is a moral failure. Card was a list of debts."
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Exhibit #003 // 2005
"Ruined by a collision. Opened a vintage bottle."
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Exhibit #004 // 2012
"Aspen is frozen purgatory. Tree tipped during argument."
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Exhibit #005 // 1974
"Father in the liquor cabinet. Wear reindeer wool."
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Exhibit #006 // 1982
"Stage collapsed. Social embarrassment outweighed ankle."
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