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Holiday Disaster Log // Bobby & Bobby

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Alps Archive
Exhibit #001 // 1988

"The Alps were suffocating. Brenda insisted the local staff were 'delightful,' though I caught her calculating the cost of their livery. The inheritance arrived in a black envelope. We spent the night burning the evidence in the library fireplace."

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Internal Memo: Verified
Exhibit #002 // 1994

"Cabo is a moral failure. The private jet sat idle while we haggled over the price of the coastline. Mother is sending more bills, her handwriting becoming increasingly unstable. Christmas here tastes like tequila and ash."

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Cabo Archive